Did the groceries for the month

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/18/2016 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

And the service lift to my appartment is broken. FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

DISCUSSION (17)

d15b > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:01

I don’t know why, but I am loling. Cheers!

For Sweden > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:05

Burn down the apartment and all units will be on the ground floor #lifehack

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:23

needs more bacon

Svend > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:27

Damn you universe.

Kinja'd!!!

Was the lift working when you left to go shopping?
If so, man that’s unlucky.

If not, then why you buy so much stuff? You crazy.

My citroen won't start > Svend
05/18/2016 at 16:30

I went down to the garage with the front lift.

Svend > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:32

Did you go back up in the front lift?

My citroen won't start > Svend
05/18/2016 at 16:36

The building’s shopping carts are not allowed in the front lift, so I had to convince the doorman/building guard to let me use it when no one was watching.

BKosher84 > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:39

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR PLANNING AHEAD!

Svend > My citroen won't start
05/18/2016 at 16:54

You have shopping carts in your building and multiple lifts!

In my old apartment we had to walk 300metres from the car parking space, use keys to get into the building while the shopping bags cut into our fingers, climb four flights of stairs to then use another key to get into the apartment. Set the shopping on the kitchen side or kitchen floor and then spend the next five minutes massaging a blood supply back into our fingers.

The youth of today. They don’t know they were born. Lol.